- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Crying out in pain] Whoa!
- Jeannie Stone: What happened?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Sucking his finger] I burned my finger.
- Jeannie Stone: Trigger finger?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: The one I type my reports with.
- Jeannie Stone: [Mike and Jeannie prepare dinner] Wait a minute. You said something about wine.
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: In the refridge.
- Jeannie Stone: Chilled, huh? Must be white. White must be fish or fowl.
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Everybody in this family's gotta be a detective.