The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Forever Plaid (2006)
Brenda Song: London Tipton
Quotes
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London : [about Corrie, who seems to be obsessed with London] She scares me!
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London : [pulls Maddie up to show Moseby the school uniform] You mean I have to wear plaid three times a week?
Mr. Moseby : School is five days a week.
Mr. Moseby : [both London and Maddie burst into tears] Glad to see your bonding.
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London : Somebody's in trouble!
Corrie : [Mimics London] Yeah Somebody's in trouble
Sister Dominick : Actually, two somebody's!
London : Who who? The creepy weird girl
Corrie : [Corrie throws London a shocked look]
Sister Dominick : No, the spoiled hotel heiress!
London : Is Paris Hilton in this class?
Sister Dominick : No, I'm talking about you. You and your friend Maddie just bought yourselves two hours of detention
Maddie Fitzpatrick : But I've never gotten a detention in my entire life?
London : Me either!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : That's because you never go to school!
London : And now you know why! Thanks to you, Mary-Margaret and I can't go to the fashion show. I hate you
Mary-Margaret : You were gonna take me?
London : Yeah
Mary-Margaret : I hate you too!
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London : [after Maddie throws a crumpled-up piece of paper at Sister Dominic] Ooh, somebody's in trouble!
Sister Dominick : No, TWO somebodies are in trouble.
London : Oh! Who?
[points to Corrie]
London : The creepy, weird girl?
Sister Dominick : No, the rich, spoiled hotel heiress.
London : Is Paris Hilton in this class?
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : Now I'm not even going to get into Big Al's Beauty School
London : Not with that hair!
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London : Shamen ona yugen
[making the shame sign with er fingers]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : You're a painen in my flugen!
[walking away agrily]
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London : Casafrugen, Boston?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Ishelsnikker yummy, yummy!
[rubbing her stomach]
London : Lots of cute boys!
[the group of nuns gasp in astonishment]
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London : This is where you eat? Where are the tablecloths, the candles, the string quartet?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : You had a string quartet at your school?
London : For breakfast. At lunch, it was the Philharmonic.
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London : Listen, Sister Dominick, it wasn't Maddie's fault. I was the one who escape from detention and make us put on the ugly dresses that you wear.
[Sister Dominick give London a mad look]
London : No offense! Maddie did her best to get me back inside so I wouldn't get any more trouble. So, don't blame her, blame me.
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London : This is just like prison! But the outfits are worse!
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : London, think. The show is in New York, which is over an hour away, even by private jet.
London : Ah, you forget the time change.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : There's no time difference between Boston and New York.
London : Really? No wonder I'm always late.
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London : Look, sis, um, can I get that assignment thingy to you another day?
Sister Dominick : Sure, Lon. Any day in particular you had in mind?
London : [checks her electronic organizer] Friday won't work because I have yoga, and already on Monday. Can I have my people get back to your people?
Sister Dominick : [points up] My people are hard to reach. It's a long distance call.
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London : [to Maddie] Thanks to you, Mary Margaret and I can't go to the fashion show. I hate you!
Mary-Margaret : You were gonna take me?
London : Yeah.
Mary-Margaret : [to Maddie] I hate you, too!
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London : [to Maddie] What are you doing?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Homework.
London : There was school today? I thought it was a long weekend.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : It's Wednesday.
London : Oh, so it's almost the weekend again. Well, no point in going now.
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : Hey, guys, I'd like you to meet...
Corrie : London Tipton! I can't believe London Tipton's in our cafeteria!
London : Me neither.
Corrie : I just met London Tipton!
Mary-Margaret : I met her months ago. Believe me, the thrill wears off.
London : Oh, well, then I guess I'm not inviting you to the Bandini Fashion Show today.
Mary-Margaret : The thrill is back! Wanna be best friends?
[London nods]
London : [gasps] I made a friend at prison!
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London : Oh, table for two. Something with a view, please.
Sister Dominick : Certainly. Why don't you sit at table one It has a lovely view of table two.
London : Oh, I understand.
[winks at Maddie; gives Sister Dominick some money]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Sorry, Sister. Please excuse my friend. She's new here and doesn't get it.
Sister Dominick : Well, I'm making it your responsibility to make sure she does get it. Got it?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Got it!
[to London]
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Got it?
London : Got it! What'd I get?
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Sister Dominick : Ms. Tipton, you have a comment?
London : Yes. You know, about that assignment thingy?
Sister Dominick : Yes?
London : It doesn't work for me.
Sister Dominick : Oh. Do you have other plans?
London : As a matter of fact, I do.
Sister Dominick : Well, what works for you?
London : [to Maddie] Look how reasonable she is. I don't know why you keep saying these nuns are so mean.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Sister, I never said that. I said how much you... mean to me.
London : That's not what you said.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Shut up!
Sister Dominick : We don't say shut up.
London : Somebody just did.
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : But I've never gotten detention in my entire life!
London : Neither have I!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : That's because you never go to school!
London : And now you know why.
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Zeke : The name is Zeke. First time in detention?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : I've never even gotten a "B" before.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : And now I'm stuck in here with a bunch of losers!
London : [to Zeke] What are you in for?
Zeke : [looks at Maddie] I hit a kid who called me a loser.
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Sister, save me!
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Mr. Moseby : London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged your poor attendance record at school.
London : How'd he find out?
Mr. Moseby : He went to your school open house, and they've never heard of you.