The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)
Day of the Orphan/King Mario of Cramalot (1989)
Lou Albano: Mario
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Quotes
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Mario "Jumpman" Mario : [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's Log number 22-37, we were in a land of damsels in distress and knights in shiny armor, the legendary Cramalot.
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Luigi : Oh hiya, squirt, who are you?
Patty : A sad eyed orphan. No parents, no brothers, no sisters, just me and my shadow.
Luigi : Oh, what a sad, story. Come in sweetheart. Oh please, come in to my house. Listen squirt, you don't happen to have a name do you?
Patty : Patty, The Sad Eyed Orphan.
Luigi : Oh. Mario, Mario, come here, we have a guest. This is my brother Mario. Mario, this is Patty, the sad eyed orphan.
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Nice to meet you Patty, the sad eyed orphen. Where you from?
Patty : Oh, I've been drifting for about six months now, ya know, living off the land. Life if tough when you don't have any parents to love and take care of you.
[Patty fakely cries]
Patty : Nobody even cares that today's my birthday!
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King Bowser Koopa : Drats. You pasta-brained plumbers have foiled my plans again.
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : That's the way the meatball bounces.
King Bowser Koopa : Then as the old saying goes, he who koops and runs away, lives to koop another day.
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Luigi : Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Take it easy, Luigi. Things could be worse.
Luigi : We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed. How could things be any worse?
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower until it flattens us like a pizza.
[the spiked ceiling starts to lower]
Toad : Very uncool, dudes. The ceiling *is* lowering.
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats. Huh?
[water fills the dungeon]
Princess Toadstool : We've got to get out of here!
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Hey, I can think of another way things could be worse.
Luigi : Mario, please! Don't say another word!
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Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Koopa, you're the meanest, ugliest lizard that ever slimed its way across Cramalot.
King Bowser Koopa : Flattery will get you nowhere.
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Mario : Hey, what's this thing?
Mervin the magician : Your new exercise machine. Whoever becomes King of Cramalot must be trim as a lion. No more pasta for you.
Mario : Err, on a second thought, uh, Mervy, ol' pal, I don't think I'm cut out to be king!
[Mario places the crown on Mervin's head and runs off]
Mario : Here! Arrivederchi, King Mervin!
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[last lines]
Luigi : Till the next time, everbody...
Luigi , Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Do the Mario!
Patty : Do the Mario!
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Mario Mario : Luigi? You'll have to swim across the moat and let down the drawbridge.
Luigi : Me? But, eh, b-b-but I can't! I'm... I'm gonna have a baby!
[Luigi pretends to groan in pain. The rest of the group stare at him incredulously, then Mario pushes Luigi up to the bridge]
Luigi : Eh, well, it was worth a try.