The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (TV Series)
Day of the Orphan/King Mario of Cramalot (1989)
John Stocker: Toad, Beezos, Koopa Troopa
Quotes
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King Bowser Koopa : So? Mario thinks he's King of Cramalot? That impudent little faucet fixer. How dare he! There's only one King of Cramalot. And who is that?
Koopa Troopa : Uh, can you give me a hint?
King Bowser Koopa : He's sitting right here on this throne.
Koopa Troopa : Well, gee. Maybe you'd better get off him.
King Bowser Koopa : I'm talkin' about me, you know-nothing nincompoop!
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Luigi : Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Take it easy, Luigi. Things could be worse.
Luigi : We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed. How could things be any worse?
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower until it flattens us like a pizza.
[the spiked ceiling starts to lower]
Toad : Very uncool, dudes. The ceiling *is* lowering.
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats. Huh?
[water fills the dungeon]
Princess Toadstool : We've got to get out of here!
Mario "Jumpman" Mario : Hey, I can think of another way things could be worse.
Luigi : Mario, please! Don't say another word!