- Princess Toadstool: Come on, you guys. We gotta stop that stupid Koopa before the Pasta Land people turn into Mushroomsicles.
- Luigi: Can't we just get 'em some coats?
- Sam Shalam: Hi there. Ready for a trade-in? I got a spiffy little carpet that belonged to a little old lady from Pastadena.
- Mario: Slow down, Shalam. The last carpet you sold us wasn't fireproof.
- Luigi: And we're really burned up about it.
- Mario: Yeah. We're tryin' to save Pasta Land from Koopa and your lousy carpet ruined everything!
- Sam Shalam: Koopa? Why did you not say so? He stole his carpet from me! That reptile reprobate gives cheating a bad name!
- Toad: That's a cool crate, dudes, but where's the engine?
- Mario: That's the beauty of having wings made out of flying carpets. It doesn't need an engine.
- Luigi: Now if we just knew somebody crazy enough to fly it.
- Mario: YOU'RE gonna fly it.
- Luigi: M-M-M-Me?
- Mario: Would you rather be the tail gunner and get shot at by Koopa?
- Luigi: Hey, I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!
- Princess Toadstool: Control tower to Captain Luigi. You're clear for takeoff.
- Luigi: Maybe we should do this tomorrow. The weather isn't safe.
- Princess Toadstool: Luigi, if we don't do this now, the weather won't ever be safe and the Pasta people will lose their kingdom.
- Luigi: Oh, yeah. Anybody else got a good excuse for not going?
- Princess Toadstool: In honor of your heroism, and for riding the skies of Koopa, Lakitu, and the Wicked Weather Satellite, the Pasta Land people bestow upon you the rank of... Pasta Land Heroes!
- [the crowd cheers]
- Mario: Does that come with spaghetti?