- Luigi: Hey, Mario, you got a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls.
- Mario Mario: Well, thank you, Luigi. And you have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt, as usual.
- [first lines]
- Mario Mario: Time for a new day. But as we always say, neatness counts.
- Luigi: That's right, Mario. And, by the way, you have a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls.
- Mario Mario: Well, thank you, Luigi. And you have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt. As usual.
- Luigi: Really? Your shoes are dirty.
- Mario Mario: And your socks don't match.
- Luigi: Eh, you got five cavities.
- Nicole Eggert: Hello?
- Mario Mario: Hello.
- Luigi: I didn't say hello.
- Mario Mario: I didn't either.
- Nicole Eggert: [calling from behind the medicine cabinet] Well I did. Over here.
- Nicole Eggert: [holding up an ad from the Brooklyn Times] It says right here that you two are the best plumbers in Brooklyn and quite possibly the world.
- Luigi: Yes. That is absolutely true. Not only that, we are also very, very neat and clean. In fact, what do we always say, Mario?
- Mario Mario: 'Hey, you slob. That's my pizza.'
- Luigi: No, no. Neatness counts.
- King Koopa: Well at last you two powder-puffs did something right.
- Flurry: Thank you, your extremest, most royal and regal Koopaness.
- King Koopa: Watch it soldier. When I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it!
- [pause]
- King Koopa: I want my feet licked.
- [Flurries quickly begin licking King Koopa's soles]
- King Koopa: This will be the last time those pin-head plumbers throw a monkey wrench into my evil plans!
- Mario Mario: What are you doing in my medicine cabinet?
- Nicole Eggert: Well, I'm checking the expiration date on your toothpaste. It's very important.
- [Toad gets kidnapped by Birdo]
- Princess Toadstool: Oh no! Poor toad! Bring him back, you dimwitted Birdo!