- T.J. White: Hey, hey! Superboy does it again, huh?
- Clark Kent: Superboy? Maybe.
- T.J. White: What do you mean "maybe"? He returned the jewel, didn't he? Got rid of the, uh, curse. Saved Professor Lang.
- Clark Kent: Nah, Lana did. I like to think that love is a little stronger than magic or a curse or whatever.
- T.J. White: Huh. Well, my money's still with Superboy. And speaking of Superboy, how 'bout letting me in on just how you get in contact with him. I mean, in case I see a building about to fall on some little old lady or something, and you're not around to send up a flare.
- Clark Kent: Sure. Do what I do.
- T.J. White: Uh-huh?
- Clark Kent: Look in the Yellow Pages under "S."
- Lex Luthor: The Jail Breakers are coming to town next Tuesday. And knowing how you love rock and roll...
- Lana Lang: How do you know what I love?
- Lex Luthor: Computers, my dear. My hard disk drive holds the biographies of everyone at Shuster, from the president on down to the lowest of the frosh.
- Superboy: Why am I not surprised to find you here, Lex? Could it be because you always have your greedy paws where they don't belong?
- Lex Luthor: Well put, Superboy. And might I add, we have here a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
- Superboy: Oh, what would that be, Lex?
- Lex Luthor: If we pooled our talents, think of the heights we could climb.
- Superboy: Think of the depths we'd reach.
- [suddenly wary of the box in his hands]
- Superboy: What's in the box, Lex?
- Lex Luthor: You surprise me. Surely a super-person like yourself can see into a little old lead box.
- Superboy: Conversation ended. I'll take the box.
- Lex Luthor: Are you refusing my offer to merge?
- Superboy: You're quick, Lex.
- Lana Lang: Oh, daddy, I was so scared.
- Professor Thomas Lang: Would you believe it? The landing gear getting stuck? We're lucky we landed so safely. Oh, let me look at you, Lana. You have grown up so beautiful, Lana. Lana, it's been...
- Lana Lang: It's been a long time. Figure it's just a major victory that you even recognize me.