Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Abra Cadaver (1991)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper
Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : Ah, a corpse by any other name would smell as sweet. Unless of course, it isn't dead yet.
[laughs]
Crypt Keeper : Tonight's tawdry tale is about a man who's gravely concerned about matters of life and death. Why he'd care about that remains to be seen.
[laughs]
Crypt Keeper : I call this putrid piece... "Abra Cadaver".
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Crypt Keeper : Tsk, tsk, tsk. And Carl thought he was the family's practical joker. Want to play doctor? Then, open wide and say
[screams, then laughs]