- Crypt Keeper: Ah, a corpse by any other name would smell as sweet. Unless of course, it isn't dead yet.
- [laughs]
- Crypt Keeper: Tonight's tawdry tale is about a man who's gravely concerned about matters of life and death. Why he'd care about that remains to be seen.
- [laughs]
- Crypt Keeper: I call this putrid piece... "Abra Cadaver".
- Crypt Keeper: Tsk, tsk, tsk. And Carl thought he was the family's practical joker. Want to play doctor? Then, open wide and say
- [screams, then laughs]