Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Only Sin Deep (1989)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper
Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : Poor Sylvia, eh, kiddies? Guess she heard the old saying, "if looks could kill"... so she did! Haha! Just goes to show ya, if you wanna sell yourself, take a look in the mirror, first.
[the Crypt Keeper looks at his own reflection]
Crypt Keeper : Eurgh! Well, see you next time, boys and ghouls!
[laughs maniacally]
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Crypt Keeper : [looking into a mirror] Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the *fearest* of them all?
[the mirror shatters and the Crypt Keeper cackles]
Crypt Keeper : Looks like I just bought 7 years' bad luck! Speaking of bad luck, it's time for another nasty little terror tale from my crawly collection... and this one's got a message, too. It's a story about greed, death and a girl, who learned that beauty... is Only Sin Deep!
[laughs maniacally]