- Crypt Keeper: [Closing lines] Poor Stuart and Dwight, I bet they need a vacation. I guess they learned that stealing can have "grave" consequences! But don't worry, I'm pretty sure their criminal plans have been "laid to rest"! Hee hee hee hee hee!
- Crypt Keeper: Hello fright fans, I've been feeling a little burned out lately so I'm taking a last minute vacation, but to where?