- [the Titans are feeling defeated in trying to rescue Robin from Mad Mod]
- Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
- Mad Mod: [catching the Teen Titans attempting a sneak attack] And here we are again! You know, there's an old British saying, my duckies: "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." And you lot are as DOOMED AS DOOMED CAN BE!
- [the Titans are preparing to watch Fourth of July fireworks. Robin has explained to Starfire that the Fourth of July is America's birthday]
- Starfire: Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?
- Beast Boy: [starts a patriotic, yet misinformed speech] . No cake and no tea! See, It all started back in 1492 with this tea party in Boston. King George - or maybe it was King Norm - anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided: "Revolution!"
- Raven: Where'd you learn history, a cereal box?
- Beast Boy: What's your point?