Tenspeed and Brown Shoe (TV Series)
This One's Gonna Kill Ya (1980)
Jeff Goldblum: Lionel Whitney
Quotes
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Lionel Whitney : Yes, yes, eh, Mr. Laws, please, this is against the law. Ehm, you used to be a policeman, surely you know that if you commit an assault you'll go to jail for it.
Vernon Laws : Yeah, that's the nice thing about being old. Time becomes... real abstract. Most they're gonna get outta me is a year, maybe two.
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Lionel Whitney : [reading from a Mark Savage novel] It's easier to French kiss an alligator then to try and run the traffic lights on Sunset without getting stopped.
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Lionel Whitney : I'm Colonel Arnold C. Wright, and this is Colonel Boyd Fuller, Airforce internal security Pentagon task Scab.
Capt. Mathews : Whatever that is.
Lionel Whitney : Scab is actually Security Clearance Actuary Background Investigation.
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Lionel Whitney : Look, I'm taking a crash course here, would you help me out? Give me your best guess.
Vernon Laws : I gave you my best guess.
Lionel Whitney : But I wasn't listening when you gave me your best guess, I never listen when you ramble on about this case.