- Red Forman: Women are NEVER done with it, son: anything you do they sit on like an egg for 25 years, and then it blows up on Superbowl Sunday.
- Stacy Wanamaker: Now Eduardo, you'll have no say in any of the decisions about your wedding, so go sit in the grooms' lounge.
- Donna Pinciotti: Goody, new friends!
- [Walks over and greets the other grooms]
- Donna Pinciotti: Hey!
- Prospective grooms: [In group, dejectedly] Hey...
- Jackie Burkhart: But what if this is all I get? What if Steven never wants to settle down? What if I'm just stuck alone in my pink bedroom forever?
- Fez: [sighs heavily] Fine, I'll go! But remember, you're never alone in there.