- Kitty Forman: So, how's the day going?
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: [smiles] Well, let's see. I interviewed fifteen potential employees: ten dumbasses, four morons and a mama's boy.
- Kitty Forman: I vote for the mama's boy. I think they're sweet.
- Eric Forman: [Kelso is rhapsodizing about becoming a police officer] Kelso, you *do* realize you'll have to help ugly people, too?
- Michael Kelso: Uh-uh, I'll leave that to the fat cops!