- Red Forman: There's something you should know: when used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But, put together, they can make you a dumbass!
- Kitty Forman: Pssst! Pssst! How's it going?
- [the party for Hyde]
- Jackie Burkhart: Great! At first I was thinking of wearing my hair up, but it's one of my top five features, so... voila!
- Jackie Burkhart: I am so disgusted!
- [Over Eric's behavior]
- Melissa: I know - there are WAY too many girls at this party! I can't even smell my own perfume!
- Jackie Burkhart: Well, you're the only one.
- [Looks around]
- Jackie Burkhart: You may not even the prettiest girl here..
- Melissa: You shut your hole!