- [Hyde explains how he and Jackie got together]
- Steven Hyde: It was obvious she wanted me.
- [Hyde reminisces]
- Jackie Burkhart: I want you.
- Steven Hyde: It's obvious.
- Eric Forman: How was your first day?
- Donna Pinciotti: Grim. This nun totally spanked me with a ruler.
- Fez: Yet another reason I wish I was a ruler.
- [Eric and Donna walk in on Jackie and Hyde, making out]
- Jackie Burkhart: Okay, so, um... What exactly did you see?
- Eric Forman: Hands, tongues, yours, his. It was horrible!
- Donna Pinciotti: You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard!
- Bob Pinciotti: She's going to that school and that's final!
- Eric Forman: Okay, fine. But know this, I'm prepared to fight this with every fiber of my being.
- [Donna walks in wearing her school uniform]
- Eric Forman: On the other hand, you can't put a price on a good education.
- [Hyde just left and Jackie makes up an excuse to leave as well]
- Jackie Burkhart: I just remembered that I have to go to the mall because they're having this big "Monday Madness Sale".
- Donna Pinciotti: Jackie, it's Tuesday.
- Jackie Burkhart: See? Total madness!
- [talking with Donna]
- Jackie Burkhart: Okay, this is my "Michael Box". I saved everything that loser ever gave me.
- [she opens the box and pulls out a rubber chicken]
- Jackie Burkhart: Hmm. One-year anniversary. What a moron.
- [she throws the rubber chicken away]
- Donna Pinciotti: Eric, we're never gonna get to see each other!
- Eric Forman: Yeah, I know, and I can't even drive you to school. And we can forget about any lunchtime hokey-pokey. That's what it's all about.
- Kitty Forman: We are very disappointed in you, Eric. Even though going to California to rescue Donna is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard of.
- Bob Pinciotti: That's true. If he had gone by horse, they would have made it a movie.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Now, Eric, hand over the keys to the Vista Cruiser.
- Eric Forman: What? Dad, no! The Cruiser's my Batmobile! Without it, I'm just a guy in a silly outfit!