- Donna Pinciotti: It's kinda cold.
- Eric: Here! Take my jacket.
- Donna Pinciotti: I love you.
- Eric: God, we are such the... perfect couple.
- Jackie Burkhardt: [looking at Kelso] I'm cold, too.
- Michael Kelso: Well, damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather!
- Michael Kelso: It turns out the key to winning Jackie back was in the last place I thought to look: my own brain!
- Leo: I can't drive since my license got suspended.
- Steven Hyde: What'd you do, man?
- Leo: I dropped it in a glass of water and it just hung there... suspended. And while I was looking at it, I ran a red light.
- Leo: Wow, business really picked up with those "buy one, get one free" coupons.
- Steven Hyde: Yeah, because you forgot the "buy one" part.
- Donna Pinciotti: [to Jackie] I told Eric that his pecs were really starting to grow. But, come on, if you lie him on his back you could fill up his chest with water.
- Steven Hyde: [Was pulled over by police and thought Leo's bag was filled with illegal drugs] Dog food?
- Leo: Yeah. Oh, wait. I mean if the dog food is in *this* bag, then where's... Oh, wow, I gotta check on my dog, man!