That '70s Show (TV Series)
Jackie Says Cheese (2002)
Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso
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Quotes
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[Jackie receives a paycheck - the first salary she has ever earned in her life]
Jackie Burkhart : [excited] Oh my gosh! It's a check!
[Jackie points to the corner of the check]
Jackie Burkhart : And that's my name! Mine!
Michael Kelso : So... we can stay together!
Jackie Burkhart : Yeah, and I can still be rich!
Michael Kelso : Yeah!
Donna Pinciotti : Well, if this isn't gonna go badly, I'm heading home.
[Donna turns to leave]
Michael Kelso : No, wait. Jackie deserves a celebration. Hey, let's go buy me that remote control car!
Jackie Burkhart : [firmly] No, Michael. Money doesn't grow on trees.
[Jackie pauses, realizing what she has just said]
Jackie Burkhart : Money *doesn't* grow on trees. You know, I think having a job is changing me. Okay, think about it: a whole new me.
Michael Kelso , Donna Pinciotti : That'll be great!
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Jackie Burkhart : Oh Donna, you don't have to get a job just for me.
Donna Pinciotti : I was talking about you, pimple-chin.
Jackie Burkhart : Oh, no no no no. I am not getting a job. A job is for poor people. I am a rich person who doesn't have money. Big diff.
Michael Kelso : Hey, is that a blackhead?
Jackie Burkhart : [Terrified] No!