- Although everyone keeps meanly abusing Kelso, he proves himself a true friend by realizing Hyde and Jackie may play cool and aloof, they're obviously still in love, so Michael starts shuttle diplomacy, albeit without rendering any sentence correctly, and makes each believe the other apologized first... Eric's announcement he defers college at least till Red is recovered delights Kitty as much as it depresses Red his 18 years wait isn't about to end after all, and joining Red in the doctor's ruthless diet looked doable to Kitty only till she reads he list includes no booze. Meanwhile Eric discovers and enjoys that the one thing hotter then make up-sex is going away-sex, so anything with Donna anywhere is a '(maybe) our last time' excuse.—KGF Vissers
- Although everyone keeps meanly abusing Kelso, he proves himself a true friend by realizing that Hyde and Jackie may play cool and aloof, they're obviously still in love. Jackie gets a toe ring and then she gets a tattoo (a water based one albeit) to attract Hyde's attention. She even sits in Eric's driveway in her bikini with Donna to turn Hyde on. Even though Hyde finds Jackie ridiculously hot, he continues to ignore her. Jackie even stops wearing a bra. Kelso can imagine Jackie putting on a burlesque show to attract Hyde.
Kelso believes that as a cop he will have to deal with domestic disturbance cases all the time. Michael starts shuttle diplomacy, albeit without rendering any sentence correctly. Hyde says he was rash in judging Jackie and Kelso tells Jackie that Hyde has a rash. Jackie says that Hyde fabricated the whole mess. Kelso tells Hyde that there was a mess since Jackie was wearing the wrong fabric.
He makes each believe the other apologized first. The truth is out in the open immediately, but Kelso makes them realize that they both want to be with each other. Hyde gets back together with Jackie.
Eric's announcement he defers college at least till Red is recovered delights Kitty as much as it depresses Red as his 18 years wait isn't about to end after all. Eric signs over his paycheck to Kitty, so she can take care of the bills around the house. Red refuses to follow the diet prescribed by the doctor, so Kitty offers to do it with Red. The list includes potato chips, other salty snacks, butter, heavy cream, cheese and so on. Joining Red in the doctor's ruthless diet looked doable to Kitty only till she reads he list includes no booze. Kitty calls the doctor a quack. As Kitty can't have any booze, she puts a stop on everyone's alcohol.
Eric is distraught that Red is not thankful to him for staying and shouldering the responsibility of the house. Red thanks Eric on Kitty's behalf for staying and helping around the house. He writes his feelings down, but the paper only has a list of yard work that he wants Eric to complete.
Turns out both Kitty and Red were cheating on their alcohol bans.
Donna is still going to college. Meanwhile Eric discovers and enjoys that the one thing hotter than make up-sex is going away-sex, so anything with Donna anywhere is a '(maybe) our last time' excuse. The last time Jackie made fun of us, the last time we would stand beside the Vista cruiser, the last time he brings Donna her the wrong toothbrush, and so on. Eric believes that he has so much power over Donna and believes himself to be Obi-Wan Kenobi. Donna is disgusted when she realizes that Eric did all this just to get her in the sack, but then does it anyways. This was the last time that they would fight over Eric trying to get her to have sex with Donna.
Laurie returns home, but continues to have an affair with Carlos, right in front of Fez's eyes.
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