That '70s Show (TV Series)

Long Away (2005)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Fez : I can make a sexual innuendo out of anything. Try me.

  Jackie Burkhart : Ummmm, stove.

  Fez : 'Boy, I'd like to cook something on *her* stove'. See? Anything!

  Jackie Burkhart : [later]  Fez, we need to write Eric a letter telling him what is going on between Donna and Randy.

  Fez : Yeah. Then Eric is gonna come home, kick Randy's ass, and then whisk Donna off to someplace sexy. Like the garage.

  Jackie Burkhart : What? How is the garage sexy?

  Fez : Well, I'd like to park my car in *her* garage!