That '70s Show (TV Series)

Stolen Car (1999)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : [Kelso has borrowed a car from his cousin, Sully]  Why does Sully have a statue of the Virgin Mary on his dashboard?

  Michael Kelso : Maybe he's, like, religious or something.

  Steven Hyde : Wasn't Sully in prison for arson?

  Michael Kelso : Yeah. People who burn stuff believe in God, too, Hyde.

  Steven Hyde : Why does his keychain say, "I Love Bingo"?

  Fez : Sully must love bingo.

  Eric Forman : All right. I'm starting to think that this isn't Sully's car.

  Michael Kelso : Then whose car is it?

  [Police siren wails behind them and they stare forward in shock]