That '70s Show (TV Series)
Stolen Car (1999)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
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Quotes
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Eric Forman : [Kelso has borrowed a car from his cousin, Sully] Why does Sully have a statue of the Virgin Mary on his dashboard?
Michael Kelso : Maybe he's, like, religious or something.
Steven Hyde : Wasn't Sully in prison for arson?
Michael Kelso : Yeah. People who burn stuff believe in God, too, Hyde.
Steven Hyde : Why does his keychain say, "I Love Bingo"?
Fez : Sully must love bingo.
Eric Forman : All right. I'm starting to think that this isn't Sully's car.
Michael Kelso : Then whose car is it?
[Police siren wails behind them and they stare forward in shock]
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Steven Hyde : So, what do you guys wanna do?
Eric Forman : We could walk to The Hub.
Steven Hyde : Too far.
Eric Forman : We could walk to...
Steven Hyde : Too far.
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Cop #1 : You stole a car, kid! What kind of cop would I be if I just let you go?
Eric Forman : My best friend, the cop?