- Steven Hyde: Yeah, Thanksgiving. We celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people with yams and Underdog floats.
- Kitty Forman: Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?
- Eric Forman: Kelso, how could you bring my math teacher?
- Michael Kelso: Relax, she's not gonna quiz you! But if she does, the square root of zero is zero - she got me with that one last night, earned herself a free massage!
- Donna Pinciotti: And you, you're a teacher - can't you get in trouble for dating a student?
- Ms. McGee: Let 'em come and get me! He's 18, I make $11,000 a year - I deserve a little something!