- Red: Eric, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?
- Eric: I have no idea. She seemed fine when we... You already know, don't you?
- Red: Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
- Eric: I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
- Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.
- Midge Pinciotti: So, Kitty, looking forward to Thanksgiving?
- Kitty Forman: Yes. Red's mother is coming.
- Midge Pinciotti: What's that pet name she has for you?
- Kitty Forman: Whore.
- Eric: Donna, I am so glad you came.
- Donna Pinciotti: I only came because my Mom made me, okay?
- Steven Hyde: [Comes in to greet Donna] Donna, alright, good to see you. I got you some pie.
- Donna Pinciotti: I don't want any stupid pie.
- [Leaves]
- Steven Hyde: What? I didn't kiss her!
- Steven Hyde: [after seeing Donna leave] I guess Donna didn't take it very well.
- Red: Take what well?
- [Turns around to look at Kelso]
- Michael Kelso: Eric made out with Kate.
- Red: Anything else?
- Fez: Your son is a whore.