That '70s Show (TV Series)
Time Is on My Side (2004)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
Quotes
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Kitty Forman : Red, he's so skinny. Just take away his car.
Reginald "Red" Forman : No! I'm trying to teach the boy responsibility. I want a plan out of you by tonight, or no dinner, either.
Eric : Dad, that's not... Wait. Mom, what's for dinner?
Kitty Forman : Fried chicken.
Eric : Oh, come on!
Reginald "Red" Forman : [as Hyde enters the kitchen and sits at the table] Steven. When are you moving out?
Steven Hyde : Soon.
Reginald "Red" Forman : How's your girlfriend?
Steven Hyde : Shallow as hell.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Job?
Steven Hyde : Dead-end.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Future?
Steven Hyde : Bleak.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Kitty, feed the boy!
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Steven Hyde : Eric, your whole year-off plan is lazy, it's selfish, it's gonna piss a lot of people off. So, good job!
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Kelso : I'm gonna throw an M&M into the woods and wherever it lands, we look there first.
Steven Hyde : Fez, give him the candy.
Fez : [looking guilty] Yeah, about that...
Kelso : Okay. Instead of candy, I'm gonna throw my keys into the woods.
[throws keys]
Kelso : Oh, crap, I just threw my keys into the woods!
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Kelso : Anybody find my keys?
Eric : I found a pair of my sister's panties.
[the others stare at him]
Eric : I know they were hers because they had her name... and phone number written on them.
Steven Hyde : A girl's gotta advertise.