Chris Elliott: Jeffrey Barton

Quotes 

• Jeffrey Barton : Miller is the best of the best. "The world's greatest detectives," right?

• Jeffrey Barton : You know, when I got here, I was really angry, but now I'm just very disappointed. I expected a lot more from you people. I was in Dubuque, Iowa and I saw this documentary on your little "Son of Sam" and the detective being interviewed was sitting underneath that big banner "the greatest detectives in the world." And that's why I came here. That's why I came to New York.

• Faith Yokas : [to Jeffrey]  This is a game to you.

  Jeffrey Barton : Yeah, life and death. The ultimate game.

• Jeffrey Barton : [to Miller]  See, I kinda feel like you and me are very much alike. We're both very driven men.

  Lieutenant John Miller : You and I are nothing alike. You rat bastard, son of a bitch. After I bring her home alive, I'm gonna make you real sorry you ever came to New York.