Third Watch (TV Series)

Spring Forward, Fall Back (2000)

Anthony Ruivivar: Carlos Nieto

Quotes 

• Monte Parker : [after Vangie tells Carlos she's pregnant]  You wanna talk about it?

  Carlos Nieto : About what?

  Monte Parker : Okay.

  Carlos Nieto : Hey, she got pregnant. It's not my problem. What, you gonna tell me to do the right thing?

  Monte Parker : No, not much chance of that.

  Monte Parker : She said she was on birth control.

  Monte Parker : You didn't wear a condom?

  Carlos Nieto : I saw the pills.

  Monte Parker : They got a name for guys as stupid as you.

  Carlos Nieto : Yeah, what's that?

  Monte Parker : Dad.

• Monte Parker : [to Carlos]  You know, you've gotta be the most narcissistic person that I've ever met.

  Carlos Nieto : Hey, don't spare my feelings. Tell me what you really think.

  Monte Parker : There's a girl out there, scared, carrying your baby and you can just sit there studying.

  Carlos Nieto : Actually, right now... I'm trying to study but somebody keeps bothering me.

  Monte Parker : You really don't give a damn about what she told you this morning?

  Carlos Nieto : No, I really don't.

  Monte Parker : Unbelievable. You know how many people wanna have kids, but can't?

  Carlos Nieto : You know how many people don't wanna have kids and do? Hey, why don't get your own house in order before you go worrying about mine.

  Monte Parker : What's that supposed to mean?

  Carlos Nieto : Forget it.

  Monte Parker : No, no. What about "my house"?

  Carlos Nieto : Morales was icing you big time back there. I've had women threatening to stab me treat me better than that.

  Monte Parker : Well, after what I've seen today, I'm sure the list of women who'd like to kill you stretches from here to Jersey.