Three's Company (TV Series)

And Mother Makes Four (1977)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : I've got an idea.

  Jack Tripper : I want my own bed.

  Janet Wood : You haven't even heard it yet.

  Jack Tripper : [insists]  I want my own bed.

  Chrissy Snow : You can sleep in our room.

  Jack Tripper : I...

  [realizes, changes his tune:] 

  Jack Tripper : On the other hand, I don't wanna be unreasonable.

  Chrissy Snow : [to Janet]  We could sneak him in. My mother won't even know he's there.

  Janet Wood : Him in the same room with us?

  [frowns at Chrissy] 

  Janet Wood : And you in the same room with him?

  Jack Tripper : Oh, for...

  [rises] 

  Jack Tripper : I will be on my best behavior, honest.

  [steers Chrissy on her way, then turns to Janet:] 

  Jack Tripper : Is the bed big enough for the three of us?

• Chrissy Snow : You can't sit here while we get undressed.

  Jack Tripper : Oh, I'm sorry. Will the view be better if I stand?

  [hiccups] 

  Janet Wood : Go cure your hiccups.

  [shoos him out] 

  Jack Tripper : [goes to door, turns back]  Whatever happened to the sexual revolution?

  Chrissy Snow : Your side lost.

  [chuckles merrily] 

• Janet Wood : [on the phone with Chrissy]  What do you mean, your mother's staying? Where's Jack gonna sleep?

  Chrissy Snow : Well, there's the bus station.

  Janet Wood : The cops will pick him up!

  Chrissy Snow : How about the 24 hour laundromat?

  Janet Wood : [cynically]  The hookers will pick him up.

• [first lines] 

  Chrissy Snow : Well, I put up the clean curtains.

  Janet Wood : Oh, Chrissy...!

  Chrissy Snow : I hope that Jack likes 'em.

  Janet Wood : You're gonna spoil him.

  Chrissy Snow : No, I'm not. I just think if he's coming to live here we ought to make him feel at home.

  Janet Wood : Well, I did my bit. I put the toilet seat up.

• Janet Wood : [to Chrissy]  Don't you have something to do?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh! Yeah.

  [turns towards Jack:] 

  Chrissy Snow : Come into the kitchen and show me what you've got.

  Jack Tripper : [incredulously]  Now?

  Janet Wood : She, uh, she means the groceries.

  [chuckles] 

  Jack Tripper : Oh. Yeah.

  [chuckles] 

• Chrissy Snow : Janet!

  Janet Wood : What?

  Chrissy Snow : That was my mother on the phone. She'll be here in a few minutes.

  Janet Wood : What's she doing in L.A.?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, she wanna see her dentist. If she finds out, I mean, two girls living in an apartment with a man, you know what she'll think!

  Jack Tripper : Oh, come on, Chrissy, people are doing it all over the place.

  Chrissy Snow : That's what she'll think!

  Janet Wood : Well, I... I thought that your father was the problem.

  Jack Tripper : [to Chrissy]  Your father's living with two girls?

• Chrissy Snow : How's father?

  Mrs. Snow : Oh, he's fine, dear. But he worries about you. We both worry about you living in this terrible town. Are you sure you wanna stay here with all the crimes and the muggings?

  Chrissy Snow : Oh, mother, it's not really...

  Mrs. Snow : Oh, I've read all about the wild parties and orgies. People running around without any clothes on.

  Chrissy Snow : Where would you read a thing like that?

  Mrs. Snow : In your father's church magazine.

  Chrissy Snow : Mother, I wouldn't know an orgy if I fell over one.

  Mrs. Snow : Oh, try not to do that, dear.

  [pats Chrissy's knee]