The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Jack Benny/Joe Namath/Elke Sommer (1973)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Doc Severinsen : [on a failed comedy bit] That demonstrates your greatness, right there.
Johnny Carson : Oh? What's that?
Doc Severinsen : Well, most guys would've quit halfway through that.
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Johnny Carson : [on Doc's leather jacket] You gonna go out and have a knife fight tonight?
Doc Severinsen : No, this - this is my Fire Island bowling jacket.
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Jack Benny : In London, there was that big scandal with a lot of great personalities, and...
Johnny Carson : A couple of lords were involved, too.
Jack Benny : Couple of lords. And a few call girls, you see... We could have used - we could have used a couple at Watergate.
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Jack Benny : [on his old movies being seen in France] That's the only way they know me; nobody knows, not - your shows haven't been there?
Johnny Carson : No, they wouldn't know me. I've been...
Jack Benny : Well, of course. If they don't know me, they certainly wouldn't know you!
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Jack Benny : That's what women are for, is to spend money.
Johnny Carson : Yeah.
Jack Benny : And as long as I...
Johnny Carson : [looking forlorn during laughter] ... That's certainly true. I've done it different ways than you have, but, uh...
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Joe Namath : I've never known enough about politics, uh, to the degree to help somebody, to work with somebody or support someone. I've talked to people over the years - bein' in New York, you know - with the mayor's campaigns and, uh, in Alabama. I spent a lot of time in Alabama - I know George Wallace is a tremendous man - but, uh... politics I don't know enough about. When you stand with someone, then you're opposing someone.
Johnny Carson : Yeah - that's the unfortunate thing about...
Joe Namath : On the other side of it, you know, if you don't know what you're opposing or what their stand is, you can't do it - I don't think you can.
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Doc Severinsen : [after chewing tobacco for several minutes] There's another thing I forgot to tell you about this stuff: It has a highly cathartic effect. Goodbye.
Johnny Carson : Well - tomorrow night, a whole new contest!