Doc Severinsen: Self - Substitute Announcer

Quotes 

• Doc Severinsen : [on a failed comedy bit]  That demonstrates your greatness, right there.

  Johnny Carson : Oh? What's that?

  Doc Severinsen : Well, most guys would've quit halfway through that.

• Johnny Carson : [on Doc's leather jacket]  You gonna go out and have a knife fight tonight?

  Doc Severinsen : No, this - this is my Fire Island bowling jacket.

• Doc Severinsen : [after chewing tobacco for several minutes]  There's another thing I forgot to tell you about this stuff: It has a highly cathartic effect. Goodbye.

  Johnny Carson : Well - tomorrow night, a whole new contest!