- Dean Martin: You were dangling a participle, and I just wanted to...
- Johnny Carson: Well, I'll wear a long coat, and nobody'll notice it.
- Buddy Hackett: It might have been a bad choice of words, but I think that you selected them perfectly.
- Johnny Carson: No, I did not - no. I did not - no.
- Buddy Hackett: Oh, sweet face. Don't I know you better than these folks.