Jay Leno: Self - Guest Comic

Quotes 

• Jay Leno : I was a philosophy major for four years in college. Had dreams of opening a little philosophy shop when I got out... "Life is a Twinkie - five dollars."

• Jay Leno : Do you think people will care about the environment in a hundred years? I wonder if kids'll hang around, saying things like, "Remember that old shopping mall, where we used to play pinball? There's a lake there now."