Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

Conky (2004)

John Paul Tremblay: Julian

Quotes 

• Conky : Why don't you just shoot off your gun some more, very recklessly like? Idiot!

  Ricky : Did you just call me an idiot, Conky? Huh?

  Conky : Maybe I did... Reveen.

  Ricky : Alright, "Reveen" is taking it a little too far, alright, you little fucker?

  Conky : [singing]  He's the fucking man they call...

  Julian : Don't say it, Bubbles.

  Conky : [singing]  Reveeeeeeen.

• Julian : In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.

  Ricky : What a little asshole.

  Julian : He took the doll with him everywhere. It was kind of like his confidante.

  Ricky : His what?

  Julian : Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away, because it fucked Bubbles' mind up big time.

  Ricky : Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was trying to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.

• Conky : [after Julian stops Ricky from shooting him]  Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used... Patrick Swayze.

  Julian : That's not funny, bubbles.

  Conky : [singing]  Ohh, my Julian, my handsome Julian, Patrick Swayze, you were so fucking sexy in Roadhouse, and fucking Dirty Dancing.

  [He gets shot by Julian] 

  Bubbles : [surprised]  Oh my god! Julian, what happened?

  Julian : I'm sorry, buddy. You were going crazy on us, man.

• Ricky : [the police outside]  I give us about a ten percent chance of getting out of this one boys.

  Julian : Wait, is that George Green?

  Ricky : That is George Green. Okay scratch that, our chances just went up to ninety-five percent.

• Julian : Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet. Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.

  Ricky : I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.

• Ricky : Telling me to fuck myself? No you fuck off, you little fucker!

  Julian : Ricky, who the hell are you talking to?

  Ricky : Fucking squirrel on my shoulder, just told me to fuck off!