Elizabeth Estensen: T. Bag

Quotes 

• T. Bag : I've a few questions I want answered.

  Fred Bloggs : [aside]  Blimey it's the law!

  T. Bag : You must be F. Bloggs.

  Fred Bloggs : [aside]  It is the law.

  [clears throat] 

  Fred Bloggs : How do you know?

  T. Bag : It says so here in this cap.

  Fred Bloggs : Oh, oh, the cap. The name on the cap. No, no, no, no, no. That's the um... that's the um, the initials. Erm, I can tell you what that stands for... er... F.B.L.O.G.G.S, well um... that's me. Er, er, Father Bountiful, er... Loyal Overlord of the... um G? G? Er... Glorious Garden of Secrets.

• T. Bag : [to T. Shirt]  Oh, be quiet. I'm going back to bed and I'll see you in the morning. Unfortunately.

• T. Shirt : I want to go home, please let me go back your Majesty. Please. I don't want to get eaten up by the yeti.

  T. Bag : Yeti, yeti, yeti, will you shut up about the yeti, there is no yeti, I don't want to hear another word about the yeti.

  T. Shirt : But the yeti...

  T. Bag : Aaah!

  T. Shirt : The yeti will come and tear me apart and chew me up into little pieces.

  T. Bag : T-Shirt, listen very carefully, if I hear the word yeti mentioned one more time it will be me tearing you apart and chewing you up into little pieces. There is no yeti.

• T. Bag : Oh this is ludicrous. T-Shirt say after me. There is no yeti.

  T. Shirt : There is no yeti.

  T. Bag : Again.

  T. Shirt : There is no yeti.

  T. Bag : Again.

  T. Shirt : There is no yeti.

  T. Bag : There is no yeti. What is there no?

  T. Shirt : No yeti!