John Hollis: Bloggs

Quotes 

• T. Bag : I've a few questions I want answered.

  Fred Bloggs : [aside]  Blimey it's the law!

  T. Bag : You must be F. Bloggs.

  Fred Bloggs : [aside]  It is the law.

  [clears throat] 

  Fred Bloggs : How do you know?

  T. Bag : It says so here in this cap.

  Fred Bloggs : Oh, oh, the cap. The name on the cap. No, no, no, no, no. That's the um... that's the um, the initials. Erm, I can tell you what that stands for... er... F.B.L.O.G.G.S, well um... that's me. Er, er, Father Bountiful, er... Loyal Overlord of the... um G? G? Er... Glorious Garden of Secrets.