- T. Bag: I've a few questions I want answered.
- Fred Bloggs: [aside] Blimey it's the law!
- T. Bag: You must be F. Bloggs.
- Fred Bloggs: [aside] It is the law.
- [clears throat]
- Fred Bloggs: How do you know?
- T. Bag: It says so here in this cap.
- Fred Bloggs: Oh, oh, the cap. The name on the cap. No, no, no, no, no. That's the um... that's the um, the initials. Erm, I can tell you what that stands for... er... F.B.L.O.G.G.S, well um... that's me. Er, er, Father Bountiful, er... Loyal Overlord of the... um G? G? Er... Glorious Garden of Secrets.
- T. Bag: [to T. Shirt] Oh, be quiet. I'm going back to bed and I'll see you in the morning. Unfortunately.
- T. Shirt: I want to go home, please let me go back your Majesty. Please. I don't want to get eaten up by the yeti.
- T. Bag: Yeti, yeti, yeti, will you shut up about the yeti, there is no yeti, I don't want to hear another word about the yeti.
- T. Shirt: But the yeti...
- T. Bag: Aaah!
- T. Shirt: The yeti will come and tear me apart and chew me up into little pieces.
- T. Bag: T-Shirt, listen very carefully, if I hear the word yeti mentioned one more time it will be me tearing you apart and chewing you up into little pieces. There is no yeti.