- [opening narration]
- Narrator: Jonathan West, ventriloquist, a master of voice manipulation. A man, late of Ireland, with a talent for putting words into other peoples' mouths. In this case, the other person is a dummy, aptly named Caesar, a small splinter with large ideas, a wooden tyrant with a mind and a voice of his own, who is about to talk Jonathan West - into The Twilight Zone.
- [closing narration]
- Narrator: A little girl and a wooden doll. A lethal dummy in the shape of a man. But everybody knows dummies can't talk - unless, of course, they learn their vocabulary in The Twilight Zone.
- Jonathan West: [Jonathan and Caesar have been caught trying to sneak out of a night club they had broken into, by the clubs' Night Watchman. Caesar then asks the Night Watchman a question] What are you, the house dick?
- Watchman: No, i'm the Night Watchman.
- Jonathan West: Listen flatfoot, with the job you're doing, it's a wonder the mice haven't heisted the joint.