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7/10
1964 was a very good year for Don Gordon
planktonrules29 May 2010
Salvadore Ross (Don Gordon) is a jerk and a user. While he says he wants Leah his wife, she and her father know he's NOT good husband material as he's so selfish. When he is rejected, he angrily smashes his hand and breaks it. In the hospital, Ross meets an old guy (J.Patrick O'Malley) who has a bad cough. In passing, the old guy says he'd gladly his cough for young Ross' broken hand. Oddly, the next day, the two wake up to find that this is EXACTLY what happens! What happens next is pretty cool, as Ross uses this new talent to make deals with everyone--making himself rich and seemingly happy in the process.

This is a pretty cool episode and filled with irony. As a result, it's well worth seeing. Also, if you like Gordon (a very good but mostly forgotten actor today), this same year he made what was the very best episode of the original "Outer Limits"--"The Invisibles". 1964 was a very good year for this talented guy.
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8/10
'Why cant I want something once in my life and get it ?!!'
darrenpearce11123 November 2013
It's appropriate that Salvadore Ross (Don Gordon) is first seen driving another man's car as we will later see him gaining characteristics of other men. He is discontented, lacking in savoir-faire, and desperately wants to marry Leah (Gail Kobe).She finds him very obviously shallow and bad husband material. This is a story about getting what you want and how essential it is to be true to yourself in attaining it. Salvador does not look within to achieve his goal, but manages to accumulate what he needs by mysterious means. He realizes he has this strange power when whimsically swapping his broken hand for an old man's cough in a hospital. There is no rational explanation why this deal works, but as the old man is played by TZ regular character actor, J Pat O'Malley, I will call that enough providence for suspending disbelief by series five.
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7/10
"All deals are final!"
classicsoncall9 August 2010
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Salvadore Ross would have been some commodities trader! I was intrigued by the idea of old Sal (Don Gordon) getting his wealth and compensating old age in one fell swoop, and then dealing for his youth a year at a time. You know, if you think about it, Sal could have turned this whole affair into a happy ending by moving the Maitland's into a new apartment, thereby expressing both his love for Leah (Gail Kobe), and respect for her father (Vaughn Taylor). That he was such a blockhead who couldn't figure out what was deficient in his character is what makes the story work. For a certainty, there are those kinds of people out there who can't see the bitter truth in a mirror, or the common sense to require a money back guarantee on all deals made in The Twilight Zone.
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10/10
"Compassion? Don't you remember? I sold it to you, yesterday."
gregorycanfield8 September 2022
Absolutely great Twilight Zone episode, with three great actors giving superlative performances. Don Gordon as Salvadore Ross. Gordon was made for this kind of role, and he played it to perfection. Curiously, Ross' ability to "buy" whatever he wants is never explained. He is just able to do this. Gail Kobe is excellent as Leah. In the opening scene, she is with Sal, but trying to break up with him. Sal is obviously not happy about this. I couldn't blame him. As Leah, Gail Kobe looks very pretty and sexy. Very, very pretty and sexy!! She doesn't care for Sal's abrasive personality. Sal views her as some kind of a "prize." Despite this, I could sense some kind of chemistry between these two characters. They came across as "right for each other." A couple of their scenes together were actually emotional. The third great performance was by Vaughn Taylor, as Leah's father. He disapproves of Sal, but ultimately ends up "selling" something to him. Thus, the line in my heading. Great episode. The ending is one of the most profound, and funniest, of the series. Again, I really liked watching Don Gordon and Gail Kobe together. They would have been absolutely believable as a couple that really did connect with each other. I could feel the chemistry between them.
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9/10
Excellent performances, excellent script...
jazzfi8 June 2023
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I can't improve on the.13 preceding reviews and their recaps of the episode, but I will offer some personal thoughts. True, as already stated, there is no explanation as to how Salvadore Ross has acquired this ability to trade and later buy his desired human characteristics, but this is the Twilight Zone. We don't need to know. That's why it's science fiction.

I'm always impressed by how so many veteran actors really respected Rod Serling and put their hearts into their work for him. Don Gordon is perfectly cast as the uneducated, working class, manners-challenged, cynical type who has his heart set on winning over the lovely Leah (Gail Kobe). No mention is made as to how they met, but as she's a social worker of some sort, I always assumed they met in such a capacity, like maybe he was working off community hours where she was working. When the episode opens, we learn that they had been dating for a little long, and that she had already broken it off. But she should have known better and never gotten involved with someone so obviously below her standards. What's immediately noticeable is his poor grammar and his lack of manners by the way he treats her and her wheel-chair bound father, well played by the great Vaughn Taylor. The old man in the hospital room is played superbly by J. Pat O'Malley.

After Ross trades his youth to the mega-wealthy but elderly Mr Halpert, he begins selling his years to the young men who work at the swanky hotel where he now lives, in order to become young again. This usually happens over night, gaining a year of youth at a time, except for the morbid scene in elevator where he gains 10 years of youth by the end of the elevator ride. This was a little far fetched and out of character, but it was creepy as intended.

Sal returns to seek out Leah at her home, and while waiting for her to return, insults her father, calling him a "loser." Definitely not the way to win friends and influence people. But he is now well dressed and his speaking with proper English. What's amazing to me is when he's asked by Mr Maitlin if he loves his daughter, why does he not answer "yes?" Seems to me any schmuck seeking to win over a daughter would easily lie.

A great episode, one I enjoy watching over and over again.
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7/10
Interesting Power
Hitchcoc16 December 2008
As the previous reviewer said, you have to take the power that Salvadore has as gospel, or there is no story. This is another story based on irony, as you will see if you watch it to its conclusion. This is a story about power and anger. Ross is a low life who wants power and one day he manages to get it. It's interesting that in some ways he is very wise while also being incredibly short sighted. He doesn't really understand why this girl finds him so repugnant, yet he seems to have a grasp of what will make him attractive to her. She is very up front with him but he really is abusive. There are several scenes of arm grabbing and hurting. This guy is a loose cannon and needs to be stopped, all the other stuff aside. There is justice, however. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
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9/10
Trading places, TZ style.
BA_Harrison16 April 2022
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No-good bum Salvadore Ross (Don Gordon) is an angry young man who feels that life owes him; he tries to prove his worth by winning the affection of kind-hearted social worker Leah Maitland (Gail Kobe), but this prize escapes him like everything else. Unable to accept that her rejection could be due to his shortcomings as a person, Ross concludes that Leah considers herself too good for him.

Things are about to change for Salvadore when he discovers that he has an amazing ability that allows him to easily improve his social standing: he can exchange physical characteristics with others. When he breaks his hand, he makes a deal with a man with a cough to exchange ailments, and then he sells his youth to an ageing tycoon for a million dollars and a swanky pad. Then he starts to buy back his years from young men at a $1000 a year. Pretty soon, he's back to being twenty six, but now he's loaded.

The new, improved Ross tries his luck with Leah again, but she rejects him once more, telling him that he still lacks compassion. For Salvadore, that's an easy fix, but this being The Twilight Zone, there's a cruel twist in store for the man.

I like this one a lot. Don Gordon is great as Ross, utterly convincing as a volatile man who always seems just one step away from violence, at least until he makes his final deal with Leah's father. Gail Kobe, as Leah, is equally as impressive, delivering a great combination of courage and wariness in Salvadore's presence. Furthermore, the twist is genuinely clever on this occasion and for once I didn't work it out until the very last minute. Certainly, Salvadore is too slow on the uptake, a fact that costs him his life - and after he had worked so hard to make things just so. The Twilight Zone can be so cruelly ironic sometimes.

8.5/10, rounded up to 9 for IMDb.
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6/10
What Goes Around Comes Around
AaronCapenBanner7 November 2014
Don Gordon stars as Salvadore Ross, a troubled young man who has fits of rages, one of which gets him in the hospital with a broken hand. While there, he discovers through a fluke that he has the power to swap anything from himself to another person, and vice versa. Deeply in love with a woman(played by Gail Kobe) who doesn't like him, he decides to change her mind by systematically acquiring wealth, power, and compassion in exchange for youth(then reacquiring it later) only to learn the hard way that what goes around can indeed come back around... Interesting episode isn't entirely plausible in places(the love story mainly) but has good performances and a most ironic ending.
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9/10
IMDb reviewer AaronCaperBanner, Ross did NOT love her.
toldyousew2 January 2018
IMDb reviewer AaronCaperBanner, Ross was not "deeply in love with her." He wasn't in love with her. He was abusive, controlling, etc. toward her. That is not love.
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7/10
The Ability
claudio_carvalho27 October 2023
The Ability The ambitious, insensitive and furious Salvadore Ross is a man that desires the social worker Leah Maitland. They have dated in the past but Leah broke their relationship since they have different personalities. Salvatore Ross breaks his hand hitting on Leah's front door and has to spend the night in the hospital. His roommate is an old man with respiratory problem, and Salvatore offers to change his broken hand per the infection. Later he finds that the trade has worked and he learns that he has the power to trade with other people. He exchanges his youth with an old man per a fortune, and then he buys one year from several teenagers until he reaches his age again. Now he looks for Leah again, and she accepts to have dinner with him. However, despite being wealthy, she misses compassion like her father has in his behavior. Now Salvadore Ross offers Mr. Maitland a large amount for his compassion.

"The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross" is a bizarre episode of "The Twilight Zone". The idea of swapping characteristics is different and Salvadore Ross's ability to trade them is original. The conclusion is tragically ironic. My vote is seven.

Title (Brazil): "O Auto-Aperfeiçoamento de Salvadore Ross" ("The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross")
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9/10
Another O. Henry-esquire episode
jcravens429 July 2008
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Serling and his fellow writers for the Twilight Zone obviously had a soft spot for O. Henry, and this episode is another example of that fondness. It bothered me the first time I saw it years ago that there was no attempt at an explanation as to why Sal has this new power, but now, well, who cares? It's the Twilight Zone! It's one of those episodes that would lead to a good discussion after a group viewing; what would YOU do with this particular power. The only thing that doesn't really hold up: the encounter with the newly-old Sal and the very young bell boy -- viewing it now, it's incredibly creepy, as though Sal is about to offer the young guy money for... something that would certainly never get talked about on the Twilight Zone. Good performances all around, and a terrifically tragic end worth of O. Henry.
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6/10
I almost admired you, Salvadore Ross!
Coventry18 November 2022
Concept-wise, I found this one of the weaker, more mundane, and uninteresting TZ-episodes, but it has a couple of moments that makes it almost great.

Salvadore Ross is a brute and egocentric man who just takes what he wants, and he generally feels that life treats him unfair. After the strong woman he wants rejects him, Ross coincidentally discovers that he has the unique ability to exchange physical characteristics with others, if they agree.

For a little while during this episode, I had tremendous respect for protagonist Salvadore Ross! Rather often in "The Twilight Zone", characters find out about their supernatural gifts or unique talents, but then they only use it for dumb and useless things. Not Salvadore, though, or at least not at first. He thinks of an ingenious way to become both extremely rich and remain young. Unfortunately - but typically, though - his stubbornness and grudge push him to winning back his girl rather than to do much smarter things!

The performances of Don Gordon and Gail Kobe are more than impressive, and the end-twist is deliciously sardonic. Otherwise, though, it's an unmemorable and clichéd "you reap what you sow" tale.
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5/10
Bartering personalities
bkoganbing5 September 2016
Don Gordon with a cast of other familiar character players are in this rather unusual Twilight Zone episode. Gordon while in the hospital being treated for a broken hand learns from J. Patrick O'Malley another patient that human characteristics can be bought, sold, and exchanged like trading cards.

That's important to Gordon because he's a street guy and rough around the edges, but wants very much to marry Gail Kobe and do it with the approval of her father Vaughn Taylor.

Makeup plays a great part in this episode as Gordon both ages and youthens over the course of half hour story. What it all does for him is for you to see the story for.

A good cast which also consists of Douglass Dumbrille puts over I think a really impossible story to swallow if you think just a bit about the premise. Not one of the better Twilight Zones.
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Murky Script
dougdoepke16 December 2016
Muddled entry with some interesting points that unfortunately are too loose to combine well. Thuggish Sal (Gordon) suddenly has power, from who knows where, to swap personal attributes with others. So he embarks on what he thinks is self-improvement in order to be worthy of his more refined girlfriend (Kobe). Trouble is he swaps for compassion, something he sorely lacks, but apparently doesn't swap for more intelligence, which might guide his selections. Maybe that basic quality is something that can't be swapped. But the logic behind his power is never revealed, so we just have to go along with the script. Interestingly, however, the story's moral may be that you don't want to meet up with your own worst side.

Anyway, actor Gordon almost makes the sloppy screenplay work, along with a convincingly stern Taylor as Mr. Maitland. All in all, however, the entry's too muddled to be up to series standards.
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6/10
Vapid
Calicodreamin23 June 2021
A vapid storyline with generally unlikeable characters and a strange premise. Acting was decent.
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