Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Phase One, Complete (2003)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Jake : [Charlie plans on dumping a woman whom Jake likes, and Alan thinks is great for him] I don't understand.
Alan Harper : It's very simple, buddy. Uncle Charlie is nuts.
Charlie : Yeah, nuts like a fox!
Jake : So, then, Wendy can't take me rollerblading any more?
Charlie : Nope.
Jake : No more movies?
Charlie : 'Fraid not.
Jake : Boy, you suck.
[he leaves, disgusted]
Charlie : Suck? How do I suck?
Alan Harper : Like a fox!
Charlie : [much later, Charlie finally explains to Jake why he dumped Wendy] So, we're cool?
Jake : Yeah.
Charlie : Good. Good night.
Jake : [just before Charlie leaves] Uncle Charlie, does this mean you don't have nuts like a fox?
Charlie : [reflecting on Jake's accidental wisdom] Yeah. That's what it means.
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Charlie : Look, Jake, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing, but there's nothing I can do about it. And I want us to be buddies again. I don't want you to hate me any more.
Jake : I don't hate you.
Charlie : Good.
Jake : I'm just very disappointed in you.
Charlie : Hey! I get enough of that crap from my mother!