Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Santa's Village of the Damned (2005)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : Will you look at that? They're bonding already!
Charlie Harper : Alan, your kid would join the Taliban, if they made their own s'mores!
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Alan Harper : So, you believe in the vengeful, Old-Testament Santa.
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Jake Harper : [about his Dad's new girlfriend being at the house for Christmas] Where's she gonna sleep?
Alan Harper : In my room.
Jake Harper : Okay. Just remember the walls are thin, and I'm impressionable.