Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Smell the Umbrella Stand (2005)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : [discussing his upcoming colonoscopy] So, I'm really nervous about it.
Judith Harper : [irritated] That's it?
Alan Harper : Well, it's a long snakey thing with a camera!
Judith Harper : Oh, please! Your son was ten pounds at birth and his head was the same size it is now!
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Alan Harper : [taken aback by Charlie's critique of the loud shirt he wants to wear to Las Vegas] Should I change?
Charlie Harper : You should, but after all these years, I doubt you will.
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Alan Harper : Do you really want to drive five hours through the desert with a puking kid in the back of your new Mercedes?
Charlie Harper : He can stick his head out the window and let the guy behind us worry about it!