Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (2005)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Charlie Harper : [about their Mom] You can't show weakness, Alan, she'll sense it. Like the hooded cobra senses the rapid heartbeat of a panic-stricken kangaroo rat.
Alan Harper : But, don't you feel even a little bit sorry for her?
Charlie Harper : Does the mongoose feel sorry for the wounded garden snake? Does the dingo feel sorry for the slow-crawling Australian baby?