Maggie Lawson: Madolyn

Quotes 

• Madolyn : [near hysterical, hair in tatters]  I fell asleep during study hall, and somebody cut my hair!

  Barry : Oh my God! I can fix this!

  [in his bag, all the necessary hair-styling accessories] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Every school should have a Barry.

  Barry : [chuckling gaily]  Oh, every school does.

  Tiffany Malloy : You know, this is the third time this month a girl has had her hair brutally chopped off. Why can't he just kill people, like they do at other schools?

  Barry : [gushing to victim as he holds up the mirror]  Doesn't it look fabulous?

  [dismayed girl runs off in shame]