- [first lines]
- Tiffany Malloy: [enters school library, where Ryan is sitting cuddling a sleeping girl] Hey, Ryan!
- Ryan Malloy: Shh! She's sleeping!
- [proudly:]
- Ryan Malloy: So, what do you think of my new girlfriend?
- Kami: [wakes up, sees Ryan] Who are you?
- Jack Malloy: [re schooldays] Actually, the only thing I ever learned was: Don't go over to the poetry teacher's house for extra credit.
- [shivers at the very thought]
- Mr. Floppy: I bet she just wanted *the young stud.*
- Jack Malloy: "She?"
- [bad memory causes him to shiver some more]
- Tiffany Malloy: [fond of her favorite teacher] Hey, Mr. Peabody!
- Mr. Peabody: Hello, Tiffany Malloy, my *best* student.
- [and, with distaste, to Ryan:]
- Mr. Peabody: And hello... you.
- [said coldly]