Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Ryan Malloy : Look at this, sis. I'm in the school paper. "Stupid jock Ryan Malloy copies off the Asian student"... Look at Ling Chow, all concentrated...

  [Tiffany giggles] 

  Ryan Malloy : The dope! I'm the one who got my name in the paper! Put that in your egg drop soup, Ling! I gotta thank whoever wrote this. You know anybody down at the paper named T. Malloy?

  Tiffany Malloy : No. I'll ask around.

  Ryan Malloy : Do it for me, will ya?

• Ryan Malloy : [re cheerleaders]  Don't you just love 'em? You know, we fight a lot harder when they cheer. And it's not just the short dresses and the tight sweaters or the way they jump around. It's what they're saying: "Look up my dress! Look at them bounce!"

  Tiffany Malloy : You know, Ryan, I *really* don't think that's what they're saying.

  Ryan Malloy : Well, that's what I hear!

  Tiffany Malloy : That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write an expose about how cheerleaders are just shallow, petty, sexual stereotypes that are as out of date as a white basketball player.