V.I.P. (TV Series)

What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead (1998)

Molly Culver: Tasha Dexter

Quotes 

• Instructor : Take it easy, Arnie. It's only us and the little ladies. Which automatically makes you the second-best shooter here.

  Vallery Irons : [knows what's coming]  Ooh...!

  Tasha Dexter : You know, if you were any good, I might even be offended by that.

  Instructor : Don't you worry your pretty little head about us. We're doin' just fine.

  Tasha Dexter : Really? Well, your weight is distributed improperly and your grip is lousy.

  Vallery Irons : Tasha...

  Tasha Dexter : But other than that, you're right, you're doing fine!

• Kay Simmons : So how's our crack shot doing?

  Vallery Irons : Tasha has a bug up her butt about the way I hold a gun.

  Tasha Dexter : In your *hand* would be nice.

• Arnie Feign : I wish I knew how to thank you guys.

  Tasha Dexter : Would you like to see our rate card?

  [gets thumped by Valerie] 

  Tasha Dexter : I was kidding. Kidding!