Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Candy O'Hara Story (1960)

Frank McGrath: Charlie Wooster

Quotes 

• Major Seth Adams : [He's working on the shopping list within earshot of Luther]  One step-mother for Luther. Hey, Flint, how's the market on step-mothers these days?

  Flint McCullough : Oh, it's going up something fierce. Isn't that right, Charlie?

  Charlie Wooster : Awful lot.

  Flint McCullough : Last time we were through this town they were as thick as flies. But now, getting mighty scarce.

  Major Seth Adams : Guess there's been a run on them, huh?

  Flint McCullough : Yeah.

• Major Seth Adams : Let's see. What have we got here? By golly, Hunter's Stew. Say, Charlie, I couldn't tell you how happy that makes me. Bill, how long is it since we had a Hunter's Stew?

  Bill Hawks : Oh, about 24 hours about as near as I can figure.

  Charlie Wooster : Wrong. That was Prairie Stew.

  Major Seth Adams : What's the difference, Charlie?

  Charlie Wooster : Well, there's a touch more Napoleon Brandy in the Prairie and naturally not as many herbs and truffles and all them things. And you have to have an educated taste to appreciate it too. 'Course if you gentlemen don't appreciate my French cooking, I'd be happy to change place with either of you.

  Bill Hawks : Oh, why, Charlie, this is delicious.

  Major Seth Adams : Oh, looky here. I got a mushroom.

  Charlie Wooster : Yeah, I grow them here in my cellar.