Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Felizia Kingdom Story (1959)

Richard Devon: Frenchy

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Quotes 

• Flint McCullough : I scout for a wagon train, I'm coming through this way.

  Frenchy : Well, that's real interesting. And coming through this way, y'hear. You know where yo are, boy?

  Flint McCullough : It's my job to know where I am.

  Frenchy : Is it your job to trespass on private property too?

  Flint McCullough : [Flint kicks at the ground]  Private property? This land? How far?

• Frenchy : You lost, boy? You wonder away from your Momma and now you can't find your way back home? That it, boy?

• Frenchy : [Flint has turned the tables on the three men and, with McCullough trickery, disarms them]  That was a right pretty move, boy. Where's you learn that move?

  Flint McCullough : My Momma.

• Frenchy : Did you hear the dirty word that boy said? Fences? You better go find your Momma and tell her to wash your mouth out with yellow soap.

• Felizia Kingdom : Maria, show Mr McCullough to his room. And you boys see that he gets there safely.

  Frenchy : It's got a Southern exposure. You'll be real comfy there, boy.

• Frenchy : How'd you ever get to be a scout anyways? Inherit the job? Who let you out of your room?

  Flint McCullough : I slipped through the keyhole. I didn't have breakfast so I slimmed down.

• Frenchy : Hey, boy, you still lost? It'll be easier to find your way around here pretty soon.

  Flint McCullough : What're you up to?

  Frenchy : Ah, she's got us building, no, no, I just can't say that dirty word, F-A-N-C-E-S.

  Charlie Wooster : That ain't A, that's E. Well, ain't it, Major?

  Major Seth Adams : Oh, shut up.

• Frenchy : Gentle is just the word for her. She's as gentle as a tornedo tearing up the plains, as a stampeding herd in a lightning storm. Yessirree. How'd you come up with a word that fits her so good? I bet you he has her eating right out of his hand.

  Buzzy : Elbow and all.

  Frenchy : He'll just ask permission to bring his wagon train, and she'll roll out the red carpets.

  Ed : Hey, Frenchy, she got any that colour?

  Frenchy : She can dye 'em red. He bleeds, don't he?