Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Kate Crawley Story (1964)

Frank McGrath: Charlie Wooster

Quotes 

• Barnaby West : Smells good.

  Charlie Wooster : Get your nose out of there.

  Barnaby West : I was just sniffing.

  Charlie Wooster : Well, do your sniffing some place else.

• Charlie Wooster : Why would he want to stay on the wagon train after he's married? Answer me that.

  Barnaby West : Married?

  Duke Shannon : Chris?

  Bill Hawks : When?

  Barnaby West : You mean to Miss Kate?

• Bill Hawks : Then she comes along like she's going to pat a little schoolboy on the top of the head, smiles and says: Bill, if you're ever in trouble, let me know and I'll get you out of it. And then to make matters worse, old man Troy almost lost his store-bought teeth laughing at the way she showed me up.

  Duke Shannon : That's kinda funny.

  Bill Hawks : You think that's funny, huh?

  Duke Shannon : Yeah.

  Charlie Wooster : When she starts telling you how to do your job, you won't think it's funny.

  Duke Shannon : How can she get in my way scouting the trail?

  Charlie Wooster : You give her one more week on the train, she'll be running the whole shebang. You want a bet?

  Duke Shannon : You just name it.

• Charlie Wooster : Looks like a fire all right.

  Bill Hawks : What'd you think it was? A smoke signal?

  Barnaby West : Wasn't Mr Chris riding right into it?

  Duke Shannon : Not alone he isn't.

• Kate Crawley : [Chris Hale is sleeping in his hammock]  Rise and shine, sun's up, wagonmaster

  [She tips him out] 

  Kate Crawley : Look at him standing there in your longjohns with his eyes bugging out and his mouth open. Now he don't look much like a wagonmaster to me.

  Christopher Hale : Kate Crawley.

  Kate Crawley : Is this the best you can do when an old friend comes to see you. Looks like I'm going to have to show you how an old friend should be greeted

  [she gives him a smacking kiss] 

  Kate Crawley : . Let that be a lesson to you.

  Christopher Hale : [He yanks her into a firm hold, tips her and gives her a much longer smacking kiss]  Let that be a lesson to you. And any of the rest of you want to take notes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll put my pants on.

  Charlie Wooster : No fool like an old fool.